Trivial Pursuit

Gale/Randy RPS

NC-17 

Why do we both have to be so damn professional? If one of us was a bigger lush, or a little less moral or a tiny bit sluttier, we’d have fucked a long time ago. But, we’re not. You’re quiet and intense. I’m a little pretentious and far too careful. The combination is two guys who do a lot of hanging out and very little of anything more interesting.

I tried a couple of times (well a million times subtly, a couple of time pointedly) to tell you how I felt.

At the Christmas party last year I thought I’d die if I didn’t do something about it. Too much champagne makes you giggly and touchy-feely. Too much attention from you makes me a little crazy. By the end of the night I had to go to the bathroom to jerk off and splash water on my face. I left without saying goodbye to you and I didn’t sleep at all that night.

You showed up at my front door on New Year’s Eve demanding that I go out with you. Four days without a shower and in pajama pants, I shook my head and shut the door in your face.

The next week we started filming again. You and I played Chess in my trailer and you kissed me lightly on the lips when you left to film a scene. Things were better again after that. But I still felt sick when we were in the same room.

Then there was the night at your place with Wild Turkey and Trivial Pursuit. Everyone showed up to match wits and trade quips. We did shots when we got answers wrong. We told stories about outtakes on the set and gently chided one another for stupid mistakes. You’d done a million things wrong in our scenes together, but I didn’t tell those stories.

I remember it was warm that night and you had the windows open. Your skin was dewy and shined in a way I hadn’t seen except in sex scenes when makeup sprayed you slick with fake sweat. Your eyes were wide with amusement and you smiled too easily at our friends. I wondered how it was that two people could go through life feeling so differently about one another and yet still be friends. Then I realized that it was only because one of us was suffering miserably. It wasn’t you.

I was the last one left in your apartment that night and, as you loudly proclaimed, the only one too fucked up to drive home. You poured us glasses of wine and we sat on your back porch talking about how strange life is. I remember when we were both past the point of slurring and nearing incoherency, you turned to me and said, “We’re an unlikely pair, huh?”

I nodded and shifted my legs to hide my erection. I sighed, leaned back and closed my eyes so that you couldn’t see inside of me. I let my back rub against the brick wall behind me and nearly fell asleep sitting straight up. Sometime later your soft hands took my wine glass away. Then you picked me up off the ground and carried me into your bedroom. I wasn’t sure if you were going to dump me into a cold shower or fuck me.

You didn’t do either.

You quietly undressed me and slipped me in under cool sheets. You were so careful not to wake me, not realizing I hadn’t really passed out. I figured my labored, erratic breathing would give me away or my heart stammering through my chest. But, you went on tucking me in and humming quietly to yourself as if it was something that happened all the time.

I pretended to sleep next to you in your modest double bed. I spent the whole night pondering what a life with you would be like. I wondered if you always slept in a t-shirt. I wondered if you always smelled that nice after a night of drinking. I wondered if your sheets were always that soft, your snoring always that quiet and your hair always that perfect.

When I slipped my hand into yours hours after you’d fallen asleep, you jerked slightly but didn’t let go. I fell asleep after the sun came up with my face dangerously close to your neck.

When I woke up with a pounding headache and a tongue that tasted like three months of dirty laundry, you weren’t lying beside me.

You were up with a cup of coffee and the front page of the paper, wrapped in a robe and looking like nothing out of the ordinary had occurred. I had a fleeting thought that maybe things like this happen to you all the time. Maybe when you and Scott play poker he passes out on your couch and you make him breakfast in the morning. Maybe when you and Thea go to foreign films, you cuddle on the couch after and talk about how you’d like to direct movies one day. Maybe waking up with me in your bed was nothing extraordinary. But if felt extraordinary to me.

You offered me a mug and a stool. I took them both without saying a word. You handed me the Arts and Entertainment section of the paper and I sighed because it was somehow amazing that you remembered all of the little things I liked.

We sat around for hours without talking. At some point you migrated into the living room and turned on the television. We watched CNN and then some cooking show where they were making soufflé. I never liked soufflé, something about the consistency.

I leaned against you casually and you ran your fingers through the hair at the base of my neck. My cheek didn’t like the terry cloth of your robe, but I didn’t move since you didn’t seem to mind me using you as a cushion.

Around lunch time I finally muttered that I should head home. You nodded and made a joke about me needing to shower. I’m sure you were right.

You graciously walked me to the front door and flipped the lock. When you moved to pull the door open I got in your way and it pressed us tightly together. You looked down at me and smiled, seeming so comfortable standing there that close to me.

As my cheeks blushed red and I started to step away your hands restrained me. That moment of possession when you looked at me like you might kiss me was filled with more feeling than any long term relationship I’d ever had.

And then you did. Kiss me that is. Full on the mouth with tongue and all of it. It was long and slow and you did it like you meant it. Not like it was some accident that my straight coworker could contribute to a bout of insanity or a moment of forgetting we weren’t on camera.

You held the back of my head as you gently pushed me into the wall and spread my legs with your thigh. You explored the roof of my mouth and the back of my tongue like they were places you’d never been before.

When I slipped my shaking hands into your robe, you moved so that it would fall open. I looked down at your naked body and when I looked up you were smiling.

I think later, after it was over, you made a joke about how long you’d been waiting for me. Someday I’ll have to tell you that I was always the one waiting for you. Always.

End

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