How Else Would You Know?

He says you’re a dreamer, an optimist, a glass-is-half-full kind of guy. You’re well aware of the negative stigma he attaches to all of those classifications. It doesn’t bother you that he rolls his eyes when you get excited about Thursday night television, a new art opening or really good sushi. Well, not much.

You just wish that simple things made him happy. You wonder how he’d be different if buying a new pair of D&G loafers got him going like the prize in the cereal box got you going. You wonder if a walk in the park on a perfect cool, clear afternoon in May could ever make him buzz from the inside out. You wonder if you’d absolutely hate that version of him if this perverted dream of yours came true.

He’s a cynic, a pessimist, a glass-is-half-empty-and-where-the-fuck-is-the-rest-of-the-bottle-anyway kind of guy. While this personality he’s crafted after a lifetime of love-shortage is the very core of him, you wonder if he’s ever considered changing. If maybe he might just like to smile when you’re happy and laugh when you make dumb jokes and sigh when you kiss him.

He doesn’t and you’re pretty fucking sure he never will. But, you still wonder. And as long as you never mention it and as long as you never stare at him over coffee on a Sunday morning with that longing look in your eye, you know he’ll never be the wiser.

So he can go on being an asshole to the world. And he can go on pretending he doesn’t give a shit about what anybody thinks. And he can keep looking at you like you just deplaned a fucking UFO with purple cows flying out of your ass when you comment on how great life is. Because really, how else would you know that he loved you?

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